whatafuckinfamilypicture:

I wish there were more white straight guys who listened to rap and dubstep

effington:

I want to be thirty

Thirty and flirty and thriving

molls:

The day after my 19th birthday, I vomited in to a Ziplock bag in Mexico while seated next to an elderly man named Mr. Thurston. I think about it often and sometimes cry.

I just told a ten minute version of this story to my co-workers and all of them hated it and in turn, hate me.

brucejennertalia:

i just wanna be hot

(via mcsingle)

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

My favorite activity is MLA formatting

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Cellar Door: Karl Lagerfeld in 24 Hours

oldfilmsflicker: howtotalktogirlsatparties:

8:00 A.M. I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don’t wake up before—the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours. I wear a long, full-length white shirt, in a…

did you know that running is something some people do on purpose

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cosmo tip #207

expertcosmotips:

when he’s about to reach his climax, lean into his ear and whisper;

“yolo”

guilty pleasure blog: How To Ruin Your Life

halfasiangirlproblems:

Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an affair with someone you…

i330:

that awkward moment when you see a picture of yourself 20 pounds lighter