March 2012
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effington:
By the end of this comedy writing class I have to perform a 5 minute stand up routine
No, haha, of course this thought hasn’t been occupying my mind like a waking nightmare for an entire week
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February 2012
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marththebland:
the hundred years war? more like the hundred beers war, more like the hundred beers wall take one down pass it around more like the ninety nine beers wall
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marththebland:
my mom wants me to take a shower so we can all go to lunch but i just want to lie in bed all day and do nothing ever
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me: i don't need life insurance. i am not going to die.
head of HR: everything dies.
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